Description
Apocalypse Yesterday Dance Party
Feeling that metaphysical, end-of-the-world, existential dread creeping in? Dance it off—or lean in and dance it on—at the Apocalypse Yesterday Dance Party. It’s the ultimate end-times celebration for those who used to rave, headbang, or dance the night away at prom, but now juggle adult responsibilities with early bedtimes.
Throw on your finest doomsday-chic, grab your bug-out bags, and get ready to move to the beats of better days. We’re throwing it back with iconic tracks from the ‘90s and early 2000s, blended with modern hits soaked in just enough despair to awaken your inner survivalist.
Expect:
No host bar and special post-apocalyptic beverage
Costume contest (dress to un-impress the void)
Random prizes (because why not?)
Live DJ spinning apocalyptic anthems
$25 per person (because capitalism still exists)
Yes, kids are welcome—they are the future, after all—but be warned: the room may contain multiple drunk moms in questionable costumes. If your kid sees their teacher doing the worm in a Mad Max getup, just remind them: the world is weird now.
Let’s rage against the dying of the light—responsibly.
Date & Time
Sat, May 17, 2025 7:00 PM - 10:00 PM