I Have 99 Problems and Being a Teenager is All of Them featuring… The Internet is Distract–OH LOOK A KITTEN!

  • January 30 - February 8, 2026

  • Four County Players - The Cellar

    5256 Governor Barbour Street
    Barboursville, Virginia 22923
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Description

TAP (Teen Arts Project) presents…
I Have 99 Problems and Being a Teenager is All of Them
featuring…
The Internet is Distract–OH LOOK A KITTEN!
By Ian McWethy
Box
By Lindsay Price

Directed by Melina Zimet
Director Mentor: Katie Hutchins

JANUARY 30 – FEBRUARY 8 in the Cellar

ABOUT THE SHOW:
The TAP (Teen Arts Project) show returns this season with two one-acts – all about the challenges of being a teenager! In THE INTERNET IS DISTRACT–OH LOOK A KITTEN!, Micah only has twenty minutes to finish her school paper. She just needs to check a few facts on the internet first. Unfortunately, the web is a nefariously wacky place where boxing cats, Facebook lurkers, and pig-throwing games threaten to take over Micah’s schoolwork, or worse. Will she finish her paper and escape with her life before the school bell rings? And in BOX, our teens explore the ways in which the world sees us – or the “boxes” we are placed into. Sometimes our box is defined by others – our parents, our friends, our enemies. A box built by others can feel small, confined, impossible. How do we handle the boxes imposed upon us because of our gender? Our race? From peer pressure? From parent pressure? Do we have to live with our box for the rest of our lives? Can we change?

Read the director’s statement here!

THE INTERNET IS DISTRACT–OH LOOK A KITTEN produced by special arrangement with Playscripts, Inc. (www.playscripts.com)
BOX produced by special arrangement with Theatrefolk (theatrefolk.com)

Date & Time

Jan 30 - Feb 8, 2026

Venue Details

Four County Players - The Cellar

5256 Governor Barbour Street
Barboursville, Virginia 22923 Four County Players - The Cellar
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