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I Have 99 Problems and Being a Teenager is All of Them featuring… The Internet is Distract–OH LOOK A KITTEN!

  • February 5 - 15, 2026
  • Four County Players - The Cellar

    5256 Governor Barbour Street
    Barboursville, Virginia 22923
Ticket Price $16.88 Buy Tickets
Description

Four County Players is proud to present....

I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING A TEENAGER IS ALL OF THEM

A TAP (Teen Arts Project) Production, featuring...

THE INTERNET IS DISTRACT--OH LOOK A KITTEN!

By Ian McWethy and 

BOX 

by Lindsay Price

Directed by Melina Zimet

Director Mentor: Katie Hutchins

Producer: Lisa Medders

Production Stage Manager: Alex Madison

Assistant Stage Manager: Georgia Chapman

Stage Management Mentor: Meghan Wallace

Set Designer: Katherine Richter

Set Design Mentor: Mary Speed

Lighting Designer: Sam Sorrentino

Lighting Design Mentor: Steven Reid

Sound Designer: Diane Zimet

Sound Design Mentor & Engineer: David Hutchins

Costume Designer: Susan Gass

Costume Design Mentor: Karen Schlicht

Hair & Makeup Designer: Sadie Gass

Theater Operations Manager: Jennifer Phelps

Production Manager: Gary Warwick White

Assistant Production Manager: Devynn Thomas

Marketing Director: Edward Warwick White

Shop & Build Supervisor: Nicholas Edelman

Starring:

IMOGEN CAMPBELL

RUTH CHAPMAN

CASSIDY COUGHENOUR

AURELIA EVERETT

FIONA FURLONG

LISA MEDDERS

DECLAN MICHAEL

CORA MOYLAN

AUDRINA SCHEIRER

GRAYSON SCHINDLER

TEMPE TATUM

PIPER WELLS

ARI WILLIAMS

ABOUT THE SHOW:

The TAP (Teen Arts Project) show returns this season with two one-acts – all about the challenges of being a teenager! In THE INTERNET IS DISTRACT–OH LOOK A KITTEN!, Micah only has twenty minutes to finish her school paper. She just needs to check a few facts on the internet first. Unfortunately, the web is a nefariously wacky place where boxing cats, Facebook lurkers, and pig-throwing games threaten to take over Micah’s schoolwork, or worse. Will she finish her paper and escape with her life before the school bell rings? And in BOX, our teens explore the ways in which the world sees us – or the “boxes” we are placed into. Sometimes our box is defined by others – our parents, our friends, our enemies. A box built by others can feel small, confined, impossible. How do we handle the boxes imposed upon us because of our gender? Our race? From peer pressure? From parent pressure? Do we have to live with our box for the rest of our lives? Can we change?

THE INTERNET IS DISTRACT–OH LOOK A KITTEN produced by special arrangement with Playscripts, Inc. (www.playscripts.com)

BOX produced by special arrangement with Theatrefolk (theatrefolk.com)

PERFORMANCES in the CELLAR

January 30, 31, February 5, 6, 7 at 8PM

February 1, 8 at 2:30PM

TICKETS - on sale 1/12 for 4CP Members; on sale 1/14 for general public

$15 / TICKET

BOX OFFICE & INFO:

fourcp.org

540-832-5355

4countyplayers@fourcp.org

Date & Time

Feb 5 - 15, 2026

Venue Details

Four County Players - The Cellar

5256 Governor Barbour Street
Barboursville, Virginia 22923 Four County Players - The Cellar
Four County Players

Four County Players is Central Virginia’s longest continuously operating community theater. A nonprofit organization,  Four County Players prides itself on producing high-quality shows that involve volunteers from the community and keep generations of audiences returning for years.

The Four County Players Mission Statement

To encourage participation in the arts in the Central Virginia community by providing opportunities for performers, designers, students, volunteers, and audiences to engage in high quality theatrical productions and educational offerings